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Theorem: Biology is a pseudoscience
Proof: Biology does not offer proofs or if it does does as stupidly as this little ‘proof’ here.

One of the most dire things wrong with this ‘proof’ is that it lacks a definition of ‘pseudoscience’. In order to define pseuoscience, let me first give an informal definition of the scientific method as used in this article:

Any form of deduction which is:

1. Objective, any scientist at any time and any place and from any culture most come to the exact same results from the same set of data.
2. Not contradictory to classical logic, the propositions derived in science may not be proven false in logic, however they do not necessarily have to be proven true, as in experimental results.
3. Investigative, scientific deduction is to investigate what is true, not trying to prove certain things true.

With the occasional slips, biology remains largely innocent of malperformance on point 1 and 2. However on point 3 they fail graciously. Let’s examine some of their slips:

Species

Biology postulates the existence of the concept of ’species’, which is commonly explained as ‘Two individual forms of life who can produce fertile offspring together if and only if in the same species.’ this isn’t even a definition of the concept of species and what is an ‘individual form of life’ isn’t even defined. Is an ant-hill one invidual or not, that is the question? But we need no more to quite simply show the concept of species cannot exist. Using the argument of clines.

A cline in biology is simply a group of related organismes diverge continually over a large area. Its inhabitants can most likely produce fertile offspring with its neighbours, and the whole street. But not much further than that, and this applies for every inhabitant of the cline. Assume members x,y,z in a random cline X. It occurs that x can produce fertile offspring with y, and y with z, but x not with z. x is then of the same species as y and y likewise with z, since in biology. An individual can only belong to one species. We may conclude that x is of the same species with z. But x cannot procreate with z we first established, so it’s also not of the same species. A contradiction to with what we started. Q.E.D. the concept of ’species’ cannot exist. And of course, given with that biology has shown continuous evolution of species and common ancestors, we may also conclude that the Mushrooms I have on my Pizza are in fact of the same species as I. Cannibalism is tr00 kids.

Diseases

Biology seems to postulate the existence of ‘diseases’, what are they? I’ve yet to read a good definition thereof, some common once we encounter. ‘Every-thing that is substantially different from normal’. Assuming we can take averages in some-thing as complex as ‘life’. How much is ’substantially’ then? Are extremely intelligent people born with a disease? Extremely pretty people? Furthermore. It’s probably extremely rare for all people to be in the room you read this in right now, it’s a disease to be in your room…

So let’s sharpen that definition to ‘Every-thing that is substantially different from normal which causes a disadvantage to the organism’. Like being on a deserted Island, that’s disease now.. and still being exceptionally intelligent. Or being homosexual in Iran, or wait was a disease.. or wait, it’s not.. or is it? Yeah… we haven’t even been able to define what we mean with ‘disadvantage’ by the way.

On that homosexuality issue, DSM used to consider a disease.. not any more, and now people get offended if you call it a disease… what the hell, first get a good working definition of disease, then prove them wrong and get angry at them. It’s like getting angry at some-one for not liking the Mona Lisa… also, calling people with Autism, Depression or whatelse mentally ill is still politically correct to do it seems. Psychiatry seems to fail at point 1 here, not objective, clearly they are influenced by culture.

Life itself..?

The entire fundament of biology, the existence of the elusive concept of ‘Life’, the very start. And they still can’t show there exists such a thing in the first place. Namely, they can’t define it. Every definition they try ends up with unwanted stuff like mules not being life, or fire being life. Give up, admit it, there is no distinction between lifeless and dead matter. It’s such a naïve distinction you cannot make into a scientific one. Seriously, biologists are amateurs, never have they made a valid logical step and a complete idiot like myself can use valid informal logic to prove them wrong. Oh boy.

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Black metal artists attempting ambient, ends in disaster most of the time. Burzum’s work, Neptune Towers.. It usually only works if they incorporate enough of a deal of ambience into their work already such as Lunar Aurora, Darkspace et cetera. So here we have ‘Trist – Slunce V Snovém Kraji, Rozplývání, Echa’ another equally unpronounceable as long title from the Czech ’suicidal black metal’ project ‘Trist’.

I shall start of by saying that Trist has traditionally been one of my favourite ’suicidal black metal’ projects, the very tender, dreamy and romantic melodies, the hopeless and erratic screams, the destroyed recording quality and the monotonous and lengthily tracks often devoid of linear structure make them very special to me. This is largely gone in this album. Gone are the harsh, noising guitars, the screams and for most parts the drums. What we have is mostly synth work here.

The main reason Trist probably accomplished this right is that he—in fact—does not make ambient here at all. This is down-tempo, surely, but it’s not ambient, he hasn’t tried to achieve that sewery, reverbish sound of caverns and that’s why he didn’t fail at it. As I’m sure he probably would. What we have here is a collection of what seem to be string samples, organs and related instruments with high decay and release to in fact create sound-track music. A lot of the passages in this one-track album could be used as a sound-track for an emotional film being in a powerful nature-like landscape such as for instance The Last Samurai, and indeed, it resembles the original score by Hans Zimmer thereof in a way.

Occasionally repetitive, calm and tribal-like beats come into play in this piece, which is highly repetitive as a whole. The cover does the impression justice, even the colours, all though fair is fair and Rh- has never had rather advanced skills in designing covers and seems to use the same techniques over and over and also seems almost unable to make a cover that is not a simple colour adjustment of a landscape picture. As a graphics artist, I am inclined to note that there are a deal of technical flaws in that cover probably not directly visible to the untrained eye. Still, the tender fog-like nature atmosphære of it indeed suits the music, especially the fog-like part which is indeed found on the music, as well as the smooth use of colours. For a change, this Trist album isn’t harsh in its production like ‘Sebevražední Andelé’ (Whose title translates to the beautiful ‘Suicidal Angels’), but in fact rather soft and easy to the ears.

All in all the album is a welcome change from most work of Trist also indicating the man has a liking for other vessels of emotional music. I wouldn’t call it ’suicidal’, it seems to not really portray his own emotions but rather so a sorrowful—at some point even dying—landscape. Still, Trist could probably get a job as a score designer for films if he wanted.

This has to be the single most overrated fake-nerdery into human history, this is not limited to the often-hated-by-true-oldschool-peeps prequel. This includes the entire franchise except the LEGO® toys, how can this piece of fabled popular entertainment be asociated with nerd culture any-way, because it’s about space and fantasy? Please, that’s saying what led George II of America to concluding Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction was nerd-reasoning.

The entire idea of the show sucks, not the concepts, at that time it was pretty original to add some sort of arcane magic to space. The whole structure of the films itself. The idea of the classical dauntless hero who screams ‘NOOOOOOOOO’ when an old man he barely know who caused his uncle he loves dearly dead gets sliced in ha.. err. what-ever that had to be special effects coundsn’t accomplish in those times. The classical hero, throwing himself into the depths rather than speaking to his father about ruling the galaxy and maybe setting some things straight. He couldv’e just say ‘No.’ instead of trying to kill himself in the way his haircut in that scene implied. Fearless, without flaw, the protagonist out to at what-ever cost help his friends and his oppressed people. These characters are as depthless as any Lord of the Rings character, the only characters showing slight moral complexity were of course Darth Vader himself and Han Solo.. who didn’t shoot first in the end after all. But the ‘Go.. my son.’ really is too much like ‘Fly, you fools!’.

And after that comes the ridiculously far-sought inconceivably unrealistic plot devises. ‘I have the high ground.’ – ‘You uderestimate my power.’, firstly it’s highly inconceivable it makes but any sense that that is such a dire strategic advantage, secondly why not just make a little jump to the shore you can do without force and then just walk up there? Also, in that entire epic battle no one thought of just using a force push at any time and sending the other into the lava? And what the deus, how Anakin got sliced, that’s the exact move Obi-Wan performed upon Darth Maul in Episode I, which has the fitting, fitting title ‘The Phantom Menace.’, or Darth Vader ‘I must face him alone… no reason, just have to.’, also, Luke throwing his lightsabre away with Sidious and Vader in the same room with him.. at least keep a defence while making a dramatic posture… well, it did ultimately lead to the redemption of Anakin… in the most clichéd fashion ever, nonetheless, redemption.

Also, George Lucas has been trying really hard to spread the myth he wrote all six.. or even nine films in advance. Bullcrap, he intended IV to be a standalone film, when IV was the cinemae, he probably hadn’t even come up with making Darth Vader Luke’s father, come one.. Obi-Wan Calls him ‘Darth’ as if it’s his first name, they really hadn’t established the rule of two back then. The guy was just called ‘Darth Vader’, Darth his given name, Vader his family name. Obviously Lucas intended Luke to end up with Leia in the most clichéd fashion ever, flirting him even while she thought he was a storm trooper.. luckily that cliché didn’t hold. Just port her to the the desert bandit Solo who found his true goal in the end too. Also, General Grevous being a technologically far more advanced cyborg than Vader, even though Vader’s desgin was built unto those technologies? Obviously Vader was designed first.
True nerd motion pictures, comics and series:

• Serial Experiments Lain
• BLAME/NOiSE
• The Silver Surfer
• Donnie Darko
• Earth: Final Conflict
• The Butterfly Effect

Most people will of most of these, especially Lain, BLAME and Darko say that they don’t even understand what’s going on.

I shall now immediately alienate 99% of all people outside of Japan. I think little girls are cute in the wrong way, go away, I never really liked you any-way.

Good, now that only the sensible and/or Japanese people remained. Let us debate this matter in a very, very, very serious manner. Not if little girls are cute of course, self-evident that those who think they aren’t are objectively wrong. [source] We’re here to debate if we can ra.. tenderly satisfy little girls with our tentacl.. hands.. eh penis.

I mean even though I’m two milli.. twenty-three years old, there is no-thing wrong with me having consensual, very consensual sex with a seven year old girl. Recardless of 2D or 3D properties. The arguments we præsent thereto:

1. They are called loli beause they want it.
2. Every-thing from Japan is vastly superior, this includes Ayu, also: Mana isn’t shop.. edited with Adobe® Photoshop® Software.
3. Theorem: Old enough to walk is old enough to fuck. (Gödel, Dedekind, Euclides)
4. More funs on the internets
5. Theorem: Old enough to cry is old enough to take a tentacle in the eye. (Russell, Stallman, Hamasaki)

I’m sure to have convinced the 90% Japanese majority by now. To convince the westerns: I’ll give you all apple pie if you agree.

Imagine a live broadcast on national television debate between a homosexual Jew nigger and a stupid Nazi fuck teenage kid who’s just like that either because his mommy was—not unlike the Jew, of course—or because he just wants to impress his friends and score chicks—one-hundred-and-eighty degrees away from the Jew, of course. The whole audience expects the stupid Nazi fuck to make a fool out of himself. Which he will do naturally by his haircut. But suddenly he says:

I will deny the slaughter of your ancestors just as long as your little book denies the very existence of mine.

Then obviously eighty per cent of the audience here won’t even understand his point—much like his other points. However, I hope the average reader of this nice critical piece of literary inappropriateness here will understand the point he makes. Yes, scientific research has shown that beyond all reasonable doubt, the holocaust did happen, and any-one denying that is just blind and makes the world as said wants it to be. However the same is true for evolution. I’m pretty sure the abundancy of Neo-nazis tends to believe in evolution as they normally are atheist and atheists often take pride in that.

To lampoon the holocaust even more, when you think of Jews, you think of Israel, I think of making easy money via some, admittedly clever, scam, but you think of Israel. In Israel, there is blatantly discriminated upon not only religion, but also ethnicity, naturally Judaism and Jewish people respectively gain advantages and privileges which are not merely de facto, but also de jure. [source] But of course this is done to provide for a ‘Jewish State’, which in itself pretty much is discrimination in different words put. And do Jews really need it? I wouldn’t be surprised if Israel is actually the place where the most Jews are killed for being Jew every year. Allahu Akbar chaps, good jobs for aiding me in my points at the cost of some minor collateral damage. Jews aren’t killed any-more in Germany, France, The Netherlands, Poland, Austria, they are killed in Israel. A country they annexed under narrow coöperation with The Holy Empire of Britannia from a people that already lived there, whom they now oppress, the irony. The US is okay with it as they need some friend there.

The præsident of the Islamic Republic of Iran came to the Michigan university to have a chit chat about irrelevant things and also world politics and the holocaust recently. [source] Mr. Præsident got his arse burnt by a spokesman there who completely in his right thought he was a wishful thinker and really deep down inside a flaming homosexual Aryan in denial, or hoped. That while the vast majority of the country he lives in, his own Mr. Præsident even still deny evolution and believe a guy with a beard, toga and the power to create a stone so big he could not insert it into his own arse and can indeed at the same time created our entire world. Probably also believes in Microgravity and Macrogravity, he also believes he can lead a country and Terrorism is a serious thread to name a few dubious things about this already too often criticized man of state here. The slaughtering of a couple-odd million Jews or so with the added bonus of making good proper Germanic officers have the time of their lives for a couple of years half a century back is pretty insignificant next to 3 000 000 000 years of history of the planet and the life thereon I’d say. Come one… they’re only Jews, it’s not like they work to earn a living. They just worked to remain living.

Point being that there are countless things people around the world which Lady Science holds true keep denying because they don’t want them to be true. But the holocaust is ’sensitive’. In all fairness, a lot of people want it to have happened to so they can feel being wronged. If I just say now to a random New Yorker ‘9/11 never happened yo.’ most likely said would get offended because of being denied compassion and acknowledgement of how poor the little creature’s been treated. Tell a kid who just bumped its toe that it’s not hurting and it’s overreacting and the kid will reply with ‘IT HURTS TOO.’, people want to feel wronged, people want there to be a terrorist thread so that they can feel wronged. Not feeling the victim, but feeling wronged. Also, in case of oil crises, it’s a better solution for re-election to invade Iraq than just extract oil by putting one tenth of your nations population in one giant citrus juicer.

In mine unhöly crvsade to rid the world of false black metal, naturally the internets are where we start first. Through bleak misanthropy chasms of grim and frostbitten kingdoms my voyage naturally brings me to LOL Youtube LOL.

(A google trademark, just like Google Chrome, check the bottom to confirm)

Effectively this posh paragraph serves little other purpose than an introduction to scold the bad, bad, tr00 Norwegian bad kiddies there immersing themselves into lovely cultural enjoyment of fine arts like ugly men bare-chestedly screaming like monkeys in the zoo, behaving likewise and most likely intellectually of similar magnitude.

So I thought I’d drop a simple comment therein simply saying:

Ahahahaha, idiots. A black metal clip with colour and the band members visible in it, ahahah.

Hooray for capitalism and Norwegian Grammies

Also, needs moar 7[sic] minute long ambient intros

This is funny, ahahah.

Of course, monkeys tend to get annoyed if you tell them their taste in Norwegian black metal is totally gay and start screaming and behaving uncontrollably, one of them was very rude and got back with:

dude SHUT THE FUCK UP.
go fuck your entire family and stop watching things you hate…BITCH

Regardless of the wonderful advice of using the bound-to-exist carrier genes of awesome intelligence in the rest of my family and create a new breed of home moarsapiens with an intellect that might even come close to my own—I have to comment thereto that the use of language well… I daresay chimps can talk nowadays, might need a word with the vocabulary of the instructor who did, other than that, awesome. Also, have to say I didn’t really watch, I bursted out laughing after the first few seconds. Bunch of bare-chested men in red behaving like complete idiots for radio length long. Allahu Akbar that didn’t last a Paysage d’Hiver length long.

So really, what makes music with thoroughly enthusiastic fans and idiot musicians behaving like wild aggressive happy animals ‘dark’ here, I can ask myself? Oh well, eye of the beholder, I need a cup of coffee… with lots of milk and sugar, just like my metal, laden with the soft taste of romance.