Age
A log on IRC:
<anon#1> how old are you?
<anon#2> Lajla: Hei
<anon#2> Sorry
<anon#2> I don’t know any Finnish :(
<anon#1> hey anon#2
<anon#2> yet ;)
<Lajla> I am nine earthen years old.
<anon#2> Lajla: It’s anon#2, not :erased:, I suppose you’re using a sans-serif font :)
<anon#2> anon#1: Hey :D
<Lajla> anon#2, yes I am.
<anon#2> anon#1: I was in Prague for a week, just got back an hour ago
<anon#2> anon#1: Back in Finland yet?
<anon#1> I back here this sunday
<anon#2> I’m really jaded
<anon#2> Last week was a bit too much in this cold
<anon#1> Lajla, 9 years old?
<anon#2> gonna eat and take an hour long shower
<anon#2> see you anon#1
<anon#2> and Lajla :)
<anon#1> see you
<Lajla> Yes, I am nine years old.
<anon#1> you are quite young
<anon#2> Do your parents know that you are talking on IRC, Lajla ?
<Lajla> Well, given that I expect at least 70 more years, yes.
<Lajla> I doubt my mother knows what IRC is.
<Lajla> She hasn’t tapped into the computer revolution as veritably as I.
<Lajla> Regardless, I have enjoyed a rather liberal education on such values.
<Lajla> My mother loathes internet nanny services and things like that.
<anon#1> irc is a dangerous place
<Lajla> She feels I should do my best at accumilating as much information as I can and judge it to my own view.
<Lajla> Why?
<anon#2> He is right, it is.
<anon#2> Your mother should know that you are talking to strangers through the computer.
<anon#1> it’s full of bots that are waiting for a 9yo girl to eat her
<Lajla> You have failed to present any viable arguments you know that?
<Lajla> You expect some claw to come out of the machine or something?
<Lajla> Mother was wise enough to realize I am aptually more intelligent than most of my peers and adjust according to that, not some figure saying I was born nine years ago.
<Lajla> For some obscure reason, any prejudice is not-done except concerning age,
<Lajla> even legislative, one cannot drive before age x, vote, drink et cetera.
<Lajla> All based on prejudices that people before that age cannot, and after they can.
<Lajla> I’m more of a philosophy of looking into this per person.
<Lajla> And besides, those ages are guessed at whim, you know that>
<Lajla> There has never been any research done at what age one can drink alcohol, how could you? It’s a continuous gradient.
<Lajla> It should be that if you age, you can have a little bit more alcohol.
<Lajla> Not drink yourself to destruction after you reach a certain age and not a drop before it. it.
Interestingly enough, the moment they found out that I was a nine year old, they proceeded to warn me. They just treated me normally before that moment and assumed I was not a nine year old child? If they assume that I’m not a nine year old child? Wouldn’t that implicate that I can use IRC like any adult? But apparently that little number is more important to them than what I type.



