Salvation
In rough lines, the plot of The Terminator (1984):
- Android gets sent back in time to kill a woman
- Man gets sent after him to protect her
- Lots of explosions that barely damage the robot
- At the final end the android is caught in a huge explosion and and is finally visually severely maimed but continues its pursuit regardless
- Man sacrifices himself to slay the android
- Woman helps a little
- Robot dies
Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991):
- Liquid gets sent back in time to kill a boy
- Android gets sent after him to protect him
- Lots of explosions that barely damage the liquid
- At the final end, by random chance the liquid falls into molten steal and is slain
- Android sacrifices himself to save the future
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003):
- Gynoid gets sent back in time to kill a teenager
- Android gets sent after him to protect him
- Lots of explosions that barely damage the gynoid
- At the end, by some huge explosion the gynoid is finally visually severely maimed but continues its pursuit regardless
- Android sacrifices himself to slay the gynoid
Terminator Salvation (2009):
- In the præsent, death row convict signs over his body to medical purposes
- Shit goes wrong
- In a post apocalyptic world, a human resistence forms against an oppressive AI bent on destroying / enslaving mankind
- Lots of explosions
- The death row inmate emerges from the wreckage of one of such
- Finds its way to the resistance
- EPIC PLOT TWIST, turns out to be an android similar to the one in the first film
- Denies this, but is finally shocked to see for himself that he’s been rebuilt.
- They, being racist fags, try to kill him, he escapes
- Finally wins their confidence by saving them
- Gets a job to infiltrate the AI with his cybernetics
- In there, realizes that the AI manipulated him the whole time, playing on his subconscious mind and using him as a spy apparatus
- Breaks free of the AI’s control (literally) and goes of to save the person he trapped
- Saves him from an android of the type of the first film, though he’s wounded
- Sacrifices himself at the end to save that man, who just happens to be the leader of the resistance, the boy from the second and third film and the son of woman and the man of the first.
Mainstream criticism on all films has been overwhelmingly positive, except the last one, let’s cite some examples:
Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun Times:
After scrutinizing the film, I offer you my summary of the story: Guy dies, finds himself resurrected, meets others, fights. That lasts for almost two hours.
There is nothing visible in this world but a barren wasteland. No towns, no houses, no food, no farms, no nothing. Maybe they live on Spam. The resistance is run from a submarine commanded by Gen. Ashdown (Michael Ironside), who wants to destroy Skynet and all of its human POWs. Connor, who is not even human, vows to save them. Wait. That’s Marcus Wright (Sam Worthington), the guy from the past, who looks so much like Connor that maybe he only thinks he’s Wright. Marcus is a convicted murderer from the past, awakened from cryogenic sleep.
The first “Terminator” movie I regret (I suppose) I did not see. “Terminator 2: Judgment Day” (1991) was a fairly terrific movie, set in the (then) future, to prevent the nuclear holocaust of 1997. You remember that. It was about something. In it, Edward Furlong was infinitely more human as John Connor than Christian Bale is in this film.
Claudia Puig of USA Today:
Bale is surprisingly one-dimensional as John Connor, the leader of the human Resistance movement whose destiny is linked to the future of mankind in this doomsday action franchise. He seems to be simply recycling his gravelly Dark Knight growl.
Director McG (both Charlie’s Angels movies) is all about visuals and creating an ominous sense of disorientation, but he’s not as deft with storytelling or eliciting performances. Few characters ever say more than a couple of sentences at a time, and when they do, it’s often to assert the obvious. The predictable story feels as if it were written by a computer program labeled “sequel.”
I haven’t seen one of these films in full, just parts, action is not my style, I know most have, and you can probably look up the plot to confirm that the plots are really like that. Maybe Terminator Salvation does suck, I can imagine that it does, from what I saw from the other films, they all suck. However I don’t think these reviewers are truly honest with themselves and their audience, and I see this happening all the time. They’re trying to find a reason to hate it, they just hate it, for whatever reason, maybe subconscious, maybe they had a bad day when they watched it, maybe they just don’t like Christian Bale and it ruins the whole film for them, maybe it’s the power of suggestion in advance. But they just don’t like it and try to find some way to back this up and write it about it.
Criticizing a Terminator film on one-dimensional acting? What? In the first three films Schwarzenegger played the same character over and over again, he’s playing a robot for fucks sake, it’s one dimensional as can be and you can pardon him there for being a crap actor, especially at the end of Rise of the Machines it becomes so obvious that when he can’t use sunglasses to conceal his facial expression and actually has to make one it looks like a child attempt’s at acting.
And seriously, attacking it on not having enough plot? The First three films, all had the same basic plot. And in all three both time travellers die with the good guy sacrificing himself and in all cases the aggressor seems unstoppable and at the end always dies with some stupid dumb fuck luck deus ex machina, that’s right, it’s a bloody deus ex machina, it’s well hidden but crap, a helicopter out of no-where crashing on your enemy, your enemy randomly falling in molten steel? Seriously, that could have happened at any point in the film, there’s no progression whatsoever in any of those films, except maybe the end of them that usually reveals some strange often paradoxal plot-twist.
I’m not defending Salvation here, I’m criticizing these reviewers for not being honest with themselves and their audience, what-ever reasons they had for not liking it, it’s not mentioned in the reviews. It’s like school days all over again, you hate a classmate really for absurd reasons like his voice and then try to find a more tangible justification for yourself like that he’s an arse or that he’s arrogant while a lot of your friends are just as arrogant.
Which is in the end while film reviews or of art in general which have an opinion of the quality thereof are ultimately ridiculous as much as prætentious, one cannot give a true reason for hating these because it works more on the subconscious level than on ‘hard’ things like plot or acting or scenery. People just hate these things for some subconscious reason and then try to find arguments. Of course, giving a description of the film without a value judgement is a lot more possible. But in the end people want a hierarchy, they want to be able to say that some things are ‘better’ than others, and they want it to be a total order, they want to be able to place every film in it, and they want to præserve the idea that if film x is better than y, and y is better than z than x is also better than z. Even though clearly you can’t do this in art, people still make up ways around it like collecting reviews from mainstream critics and normalizing them. You really can’t go further then ‘I like it’, or ‘I don’t', as soon as you give a reason you’re lying to yourself and your audience.